Twisted Metal Season 2 Trailer…
Twisted Metal Season 2: The Flaming Clown Car Crashes Into July—and, Yes, the Carnage Is Spectacular
Buckle up, fellow nerds and nostalgia jabronies! As if 2025 hasn’t already delivered enough weirdness, Twisted Metal—that unhinged demolition derby fever dream you used to play after rage-quitting GoldenEye—is skidding back onto your screens for a second season. Move over, The Last of Us and Fallout—the post-apocalypse has a new champion, and he’s got a chainsaw-wielding clown in the trunk.
Peacock just dropped a teaser trailer so loaded with carnage it might get flagged at airport security. We’ve got John Doe (Anthony Mackie, still somehow looking both confused and like he could bench-press your Prius) teaming up with Quiet, the only woman in the wasteland who could survive LA traffic, let alone actual murder cars. The two find themselves in a warehouse so massive, Jeff Bezos just filed an offer on it. The doors creak open, tension building like a Marvel lawsuit, and who steps out? Calypso, the only guy who can host a deadly game show in 2025 without getting a cease-and-desist from Elon Musk.
John asks how long this is gonna take—a mood—and Quiet, voice of all of us, tells him to shut up and enjoy the ride. Words to live by in the Twisted Metal universe, where “ride” is code for “get eviscerated by a clown in an ice cream truck.”
Season Two: Now With 200% More Flaming Murder
The teaser does not disappoint: Sweet Tooth is back, looking like a nightmare Chuck E. Cheese animatronic after a bender, and the explosions are bigger than my streaming bill after subscribing to all these apocalypses. Peacock’s marketing team knows what we want: maximum carnage, minimum existential reflection, and Anthony Mackie delivering one-liners like he’s getting paid by the pun.
July 31 is the official crash date—right in the heart of summer, when your AC is broken and you’re two weeks away from eating canned beans with a spork. Why not watch other people have a worse time?
A Parade of Psychopaths
Quiet has apparently recruited a squad of new road warriors—possibly the first ever Twisted Metal girl gang, because nothing says feminism like synchronized vehicular homicide.
And yes, Sweet Tooth’s back, which means insurance premiums across the continent just tripled. You can almost smell the gasoline, gunpowder, and bad decisions wafting through your screen.
The Plot: Family, Flames, and Fatalities
Season two’s official synopsis reads like someone mashed Fast & Furious with Mad Max and then threw the script into a blender. John and Quiet are dragged into Calypso’s infamous tournament, forced to battle murder clowns, masked maniacs, and the kind of cosplay you see at conventions after midnight. John’s family drama gets cranked up to 11 when Dollface rolls in, proving that in the apocalypse, sibling rivalry involves actual landmines.
So, what’s the moral here? That family matters? That violence is cathartic? Or just that you should never trust a man named Calypso with event planning?
Bottom Line
If you’re ready for flaming mayhem, awkward sibling reunions, and a whole lotta clown-fueled trauma, Twisted Metal Season 2 crashes into Peacock on July 31. Set your reminders. Set your DVRs. Set your therapist appointments. Because it’s going to get twisted, and you know Egotastic FunTime will be there for every glorious explosion.
